Epic Perfectly Timed Pictures

A selection of 40 pics that couldn't really have been timed any better. You've got to either be one lucky son of a gun, or a photo taking ninja to get shots as brilliantly daft and hillarious as these.

How is it that your phone always decides to go into troll mode whenever you're either texting parents, loved-ones or in the worst case, the wrong person. Some serious casualties of the iPhone auto-correct nemesis.

It's strange, yet so beautiful....in a strange way - You get what i mean! A gallery of images that are undoubtedly beautiful and also so strange that some of them look almost alien.

Will there ever be too many gorgeous girls on the planet? If you answered yes to that question shame on your family, you may leave planet Earth now. If you answered no, then you're in for a treat :)

It's probably the most important invention EVER and i bet most of you have never heard the name 'Pastie' before, or what it does? - Prepare to gaze in wonder at it's simple genius!

What's the one thing that you really look for in a female, think about it, yep, getting warm, it's a smile that can light up a dark room and make you feel special. You know i'm right, eh!? Aren't i?

You can't keep a good girl down, especially when it's the weekend & they have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol - come to think of it, once they reach that state they cease to be 'nice' and become WILD CHILDS!

What would English painter George Dawe think if he knew that his classic paintings of Russian generals had been hijacked & their heads replaced by all manner of modern celebrities? Jobs, Pacino, Cruise & even Charlie Sheen!

Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

Imagine if, instead of putting gushing quotes on movie posters, they had the one-star amazon reviews on instead.