Dick Head!

This is a shirt for the everyday guy! We all know we're a bunch of dickheads, now we have a shirt to illustrate that fact!

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.

There's some great advice right there..

If you said A then you're not all there. This isn't a debate, it's a matter of right and wrong, and if you're on the side of the A then you're firmly in the wrong. Fact.

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

If you relied on the media for realistic body image then this photoshop disaster will probably cause you great relief.

Religion. LOL. It's no wonder that someone who would believe in an invisible sky wizard would ask a question as mind numbingly retarded as this. 'Full retard' doesn't even begin to describe this.

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

So you are just browsing the Russian roulette equivalent of websites for abit of fun and then someone familiar appears in the window. You feel sure you've seen that face before. then the horror hits!