Depressed Cat Doesn't Care

This cat haz a sad. So much so that he's lying across the train tracks, just waiting for it all to end. Unfortunately for him the traintracks are smaller than he is and the train doesn't have the juice to end it all.

There’s nothing sexier than a raw egg yolk. The embryonic, slimy texture plus the fear of salmonella is a real turn on. No? Lets hope Rocky never tries this with Adrianne.

You may’ve thought that Jurassic Park was beyond ridicule, but you were wrong, even CGI dinosaurs can get laughed at. Although Spielberg’s movie is no doubt awesome, it did involve some ridiculous plot holes and science.

Not only does this cat sleep in a weird position but he does it on the edge of a four story building. Someone tell it that thats a good way to use all of it's nine lives at once!

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

In Soviet Russia, there's no such thing as a boring snow day. They just call those 'weekdays.' Here's an example of someone making all of us look like wimps - OMG!

Gotta love the guys reaction in the background. Stops in his tracks to watch this chick show off her talent

This dude fails riding a rail down a concrete staircase and lands face first on the sidewalk but I got to admit got up with a pretty quick recovery.

The most important 2 minutes you'll ever see. Watch your own heart attack to save your own life !

Just before this guy stacks it on his ass, you get the instructor saying, "And you know this bike is dangerous." If someone says something like that to you and someone's holding a video camera nearby, your ass is going to meet dirt.