Dancing Machines Compilation Video

You can find dancing machines of all makes and models in this compilation. I'm going to level with you, though, many of them are old and in need of repair.

At Christmas time there's nothing quite like a familiar tale and an amusing impression. This video has both. All it's missing is a roaring log fire, carol singers and the faint sound of sleigh bells...

They go around, with stomach and headaches moaning about how much pain they’re in. Pah! It’s pathetic, if only they knew the suffering that a man has to go through every time he gets a common cold. Now there’s pain.

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

Well, that was definitely not the best idea.. but still funny- LOL

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal - OMFG!

If you think this dude is pretty amazing, remember there's a guy somewhere out there riding on just the front wheel.

Some guys in a band write a song how to make meth out of household items - Seriously COOL !

Check out this Russian dude, the fact that he’s holding a pack of cigarettes which he’s mistaken for his mobile phone and is attempting to use them to make a phone call. That can be a real giveaway to the police.

A player who received a red card refused to leave the game, so the riot cops got called in to handle the situation. They don't mess around in Brazil.

When watching these it's important to bear in mind that although these are the greatest Nick Cage quotes, Nick Cage's greatest is questionable at best, so the overall greatness is considerably lowered.