Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

For the cat lovers out there here's a video of a cute kitten climbing into a hamsterball, getting stuck and still managing to look utterly adorable. All together now: AWWWwwwww.

Drunk chicks & household furniture never mix well - Out of all the surfaces to lie down upon, she picks a fragile glass table. She must be a natural blonde.

He's going to grow up to be a great Break user someday.

Doesn't seem like anything will keep this guy from giving up on performing a hand stand on the back of his car until he slams through his rear windshield.

In order to get round not having the rights to the Dayton vs. Florida 'Elite Eight' matchup footage, Gainesville sports anchor Zach Aldridge reenacts the basketball highlights in the studio—it's just like you were there!

Elmo gets set on fire.. and loves it! LOL

You'd be hungry, too, if you'd been subsisting on a rice-based diet.

While describing the half court shot prank we posted yesterday, a reporter makes an even more impressive backwards shot.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.