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Calista Valentine's All Mine!
This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!
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Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.
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It sounds crazy but reports indicate that a Big Mac, fried, nuggets and coke taste better after 10 or so minutes in a rice cooker. Well, it couldn't make them taste any worse eh? Thanks again, Japan!
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This kid attempts to crack a pinata with a loaf of bread but ends up smacking his friend in the face. Absolutely brilliant, thats all there is to say about it.
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Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.
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There are a lot of contentious protests about, ones that you'd have to have a sit and think about before you decided whether you agree with them or not. This one is a total no-brainer, just like the man behind it.
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Looks like the celebs and residents of London crossed over to the dark side last & meddled in the dark arts. There was not a dry eye (or glass) at the event as they gathered to honour the great man behind the pint, Arthur Guinness. Cheers!
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Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’
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It's almost like that scene ot of LOTR when Gandalf strikes his staff on the ground and shouts "You shall not pass", except in this case it's s freight train and i don't think it understands human language!?
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The moral of this story is that if you’re in a remote Scottish village in a van full of armoury that you’re using to film a Liam Neeson movie then try and avoid running over villagers’ cats.
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What will Rémi do next, bring about a fall in unemployment & uniting the disparate lower & middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry and throwing it into oncoming traffic.
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