Bottle Rocket Face FAIL!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

What exactly was the marketing genius behind associating sprite with semen?

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

I'm SO glad I'm watching and not 'doing' - Why anyone would want to get into ski jumping is beyond any of us here. It is the scariest thing ever, and when it goes wrong it goes wrong really badly.

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

Security Camera footage of a woman who went nuts after being told she couldn't order McNuggets during breakfast time. it's an Awesome mashup - Finger lickin' good...*Wait!?!

A small child wielding a broad sword attempts to rid a city of the giant missile firing robotic menace that is steadily destroying it. Will he manage to defeat his quarry or will playtime be over before he manages it?

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

A snowmobile impressively pulls off a double back flip

Everybody loves animated gifs. Sure the color palette is pretty whack and they're often badly made but for what they are, they've brought endless hours of joy to the denizens on the interwebs. This is what they'd be like with sound!

Two girls pretend to play dead. One girl plays it safe, while the other goes for gritty realism, bouncing her head off the windowsill. She should definitely get the role if she ever wakes up.