Bailsong Dancing

This kind of folding pocket knife usually comes with a bit of a bad rep, it reminds you of street gangs called the Jets and Sharks fighting to music by Leonard Bernstein. But this guy is awesome.

When it's time to stop playing soldiers and get back to the canteen for dinner these soldiers will board a chopper on the side of a mountain!

Somehow the whole Darwin theory was lost on this guy. Ten years of nut shots and in the end he still reproduced.

In the middle of this golfer's swing his buddy tosses a ball at him and he manages to hit it perfectly down the driving range. Just a shame he can't do the same with the one he's supposed to be driving!

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

600bhp, 1100kg: The McLaren F1 GTR is a Le Mans racer with street tires. It is also the best sounding car ever made. Ever wondered what fear looks like? You now have the answer.

Jim Jefferies gets real for a moment and talks to his audience about depression and his struggle with it. Then he goes on to remind us that depression is a western problem. Depressing stuff.

Collecting every single leaf in your state, putting them in one big pile and then diving into them in truly a noble endeavour. Someone should give these guys a medal or something, but only if they let me have a go first!

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...