Are These People Coughing or Sucking Invisible...

Stock images are the best, not because they offer royalty-free photos, but because they allow you to misinterpret what's happening into something like this collection of people, who are meant to be coughing but look like they're sucking invisible penises.

Where would we be without our butts? Our trousers wouldn't stay up so well and sitting down wouldn't be as fun, if we didn't have them galleries like this would be impossible. So, release your inner baboon and enjoy these ladies.

Who says a babe has to have a pulse to make you drool over her, not if she's a zombie hottie! Living(?) proof that even if she's waay past her sell-buy date she's still hawt enough to get your teeth into!

Those clever people in the advertising industries don't get paid to pick their asses you know, well only if it was part of an advertising campaign for, say, a new chocolate raisin. Even McDonald's manages something mildly entertaining!

Eyebrows on women. They don't have to be perfect, so long as they're not bigger than yours and don't meet in the middle they're probably fine. Unless they look like these. Because these are ridiculous.

As the old saying goes, "you don't look at the mantel when you're poking the fire", if you did you might drop your stroke & run screaming into the night. I guess you could avoid the horror with a brown paper bag, or better yet, a Halloween mask :(

You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?

You don't often see girls with heavy weaponry. You see them with lollipops and copies of that Shades of Gray thing and hair brushes and glasses of wine and other girls, but you rarely if ever see them with big guns. Until now.

Defending the Galactic Empire and fighting the Rebel Alliance can take its toll and so when these guys get a day off they like to relax, even if they have to stay in uniform. So that means breakdancing, feeding the pigeons, going fishing, the usual.

Putin is the G.I. Joe of the political leader world, his shirt off, a crossbow in hand he's so macho, yet also he can show his tender side, playing the piano, swimming with dolphins, shedding a tear—he's just such a complex guy.

They're your friends, girlfriends or strangers who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because secretly they love the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands & sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.