Alternate Movie Titles

More truthful titles to popular movies. If movies were titled this truthfully in the first place, perhaps it could have saved us some money!

Shoichi Uchiyama the chef, considers spiders to be the finest insect sushi, "Domestic spiders are large at this time of year and the females are carrying their young in their stomachs, so they're both tasty and healthy"

Cats aren't always evil, but when they are, they don't pull any punches. Whether it's pooping in your shoes, nesting in your briefcase or just shredding the toilet paper, they can be complete and total b#stards. You love them, but also fear them.

Now here's a great idea that should really should be taken to every subway station on the planet. Why aren't all subways packed with 8-bit style artwork? It makes for some awesome nostalgia moments.

Facebook is not only a place to show off how truly atrocious your spelling is but also somewhere you can learn the true meaning of humility when someone pwns your ass for it. Here are some of the best spellings and subsequent pwnage.

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event for the internet - It's a continuing cute chick caught-short conundrum. Long may it reign.

Rule no.1 ladies: Never f#ck around with what nature has endowed you with, if you have been bestowed with ample assets then celebrate the fact that you will be gazed upon and adored like a goddess by all mankind.

Unless you just happen to be an extremely fortunate man this is probably not what your girlfriend does when she has all her cute female friends round. Still, there's no harm in dreaming, if you need me, I'll be in my bunk.

If you had any hatches and this was the view out of your window, it would probably be a good time to batten them down. This is true apocalypse style weather!

It's a part of life that everyone should embrace. When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.

It's always a good idea to get behind something that takes your interest, that you can put all of your efforts into & enjoy the fruits of your labours. Personally i make sure that i always have multiple causes to get behind.