A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Some impressive mountain biking shenanigans as filmed from their remote helicopter using a Canon 550d. It makes for some very watchable footage though it would have been even better if someone crashed into the 'copter.

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.

At first I thought this dude was nuts not wearing a helmet, but I guess it really doesn't matter much. When you are falling from that kinda height no head protection on the planet is gonna save you if it all goes FAIL!?

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

Slow him down & the apple guy sounds like a drunk relative at Christmas time - LOL

Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, & left over meat, stewed in beef dripping and then eaten.

Now what's the problem here, eh? It's not like she hasn't seen her boyfriend's eel before in the shower, i thought she would heve been used to it by now - Personally i think she is making a mountain out of an eel hill!

Conan O'Brien parodies the backlash Apple has received from giving away U2's latest album. So if you don't like the new album from the Irish rockers, Apple can show you how to delete it. But maybe that's just not extreme enough for you...

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

Well this is gratitude for you, after releasing this baby moose into the wild, it shows its appreciation to its captor by beating the crap out of him. Next time he should make sure he has a tazer to hand.