The Cool Kids

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

Get ready for some total troll genius, a foolproof way to get a girl and live happily ever after - it's also 4chan advice that doesn't end in rape. I am impressed!

Holy Catwomen in disguise Batman! This is confusing, the Gotham Avenger, the Dark Knight, who would've suspected such a canny disguise, which just makes it all the more amazing. To the cat basket!

Whoda thunk the little Lego men were behind it all along? And I always thought those strange little angles looked strikingly familiar from somewhere!

It's great to go out to dinner, you and your partner, bottle of vino, lovely steak, maybe some seafood to start. You can't help but have a good time, just don't try and reserve a table at the local crematorium.

The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne.

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

Ah.. a nice warm spot to breast - I mean rest..-LOL

When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...