Steven Seagal Runs Like A Girl

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...

This little boy may be young but he’s already an accomplished escape artist, managing to climb out of his crib with some effort but some skill too. Dad wanted to find out how he went about completing such a feat.

Catching a 600lb black marlin is one thing but having the bugger jump on to your boat nearly spearing you on it's nose and braining you mate with flying debris is quite another. I'd rather just stick to fishing mackerel.

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.

It's like Pingu come to life, it just needs to make infantile noises like a small child and his journey as toy penguin would be complete .....*But wait. It does. It's a classic ending when he gets tickled, what a weird noise!

You have to feel a little bad for this kid. He catches a missed field goal seconds before the game ends and spikes it. It's still in play, of course, and the other team picks it up to win with a touchdown.

By simply added a grab-clip to the back on the neck a regular cat can be totally turned off. You have to wonder what is going through it's head though, it looks pretty distressed and doesn't know what the hell is going on.

You're just unboxing your new Central Station monitor--then BAM!--the machine uprising slaps you in the face. Next we're being grown in pods while our mechanical overlords are harvesting our bioelectrical energy to snack on.

I feel like their should be a disclaimer like 'don't go play urban tag kids' on this clip. Anyway, this guy makes store security systems go off and then waits to be spotted by a mall cop before he takes off - WTF!?!

Whether or not he was vegetarian before he picked up the rifle isn't really important. While he's relying on his hunting prowess for his meat eating needs, he's a vegetarian. Because he sucks and shooting.

Screen Junkies point out some of the hypocrisies and contradictions of the cult classic movie about guys beating the crap out of each other. And if you're a fan of the film you'll no doubt find it hilarious.