Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

A police officer gets frustrated with a chick driving too slow in the fast lane and does something that ALL drivers wish they could do, without pulling her over or running her off the road. GENIUS!

I guarantee you this began harmlessly with one sheep wandering around the car and sheep being sheep, they couldn't help but follow each other until it became a total cyclone. Weird.

Ping-Pong. Not a game to be taken lightly. Unless you're as much of a badass as this guy. not only does he return the shot and win the point but he doesn't even bother to watch it. So freaking cool.

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

Claiming it to be a “game changer”, Clarkson test drives McLaren’s computerized robo-car and his mind is sufficiently blown by how incredibly amazingly awesome-saucely the car is to drive.

Usually he’s so amiable and kid-friendly with his little black and white cat. And now look at him, he’s turned into an ugly manifestation of his former self, a bitter, twisted, hateful postman.

The light's right, the angle, the expression of the subject. But it's missing something. That drunken guy in the background ruining your shot. Well now comes a handy tool to shoop him in!

This is part of NYC's ongoing effort to annoy more people more of the time. Now, instead of traveling to a city office to have your day ruined, you can wake up to the sounds of your car being destroyed.

It looks like they've followed HGTV's instructions for creating your own backyard waterin' hole.

A duck that could easily fly to the other side of the highway decides to be more adventurous and tries to walk it. I think what we have here is another bird species trying to play chicken?