Meanwhile, in Australia...

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

Great. The great wall is never going to get built as long as this guy is ruining all the bricks.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

A compilation video of cats being greedy and stealing beds from the dog they have to share their owners with—let's just say the cats seem to be the ones in charge while the dogs just act all hurt.

Probably the most believable stunt ever performed in a film. Seriously, I don't think there was any CGI or camera trickery in this at all, just Mr. Awesome over there and a camera soaking it all up. Awesomeness.

Cool story bro. Seriously, Cool story. There isn't a single person out there who wouldn't love to make their living robbing banks like this guy, especially after they went and caused the global economic crisis. The bastards.

Could this be the new Street Fighter? It will keep you entertained for a few minutes anyway. When this wiener dog was feeling threatened by an inflatable shark, he showed the pool toy who was boss.

When pr0n star Lord Blackwood suddenly starts killing people with his mighty endowment, Sherlock Holmes has to stop him before it's too late. Lets hope he solves the case before it gets really 'messy'.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

There’s not one person in the whole entire world who would not be sacred completely shitless by this prank. Even Chuck Norris would be screaming like a little girl at the sight of this creepy ghost. Well done Brazil.

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.