How to Cook Chinese Dumplings in 3 Seconds

DoCoMo is back with another lighting fast cooking demonstration. We previously saw them cook fried shrimp in 3 seconds, now watch them make and cook Chinese dumplings in even less time.

It just leaves you wondering "What the hell did he do after this?"....The HORROR!. The time and effor the puts in and his proximity to his goal make all the funnier when he fails. Epic.

DOG commands, will you obey? Obey My DOG expert Ray Winstone is on hand to offer tips and tricks, but only true skill will reach the nail-biting conclusion. Woof puny human, WOOF!

Some people get a cab, this guy has to run. But forget running on pavements, that's too easy. He's got to do it the hard way by clambering across Church walls, through railings, and launching himself across children's playgrounds.

This dude knocks a guy out in a pool and subsequently rescues him from drowning. They're called manners, people, and he has them in spades.... Plus a pretty mean right hook!

It's not often you'll hear a rap about playing the race card so make the most of it. Doc brown does an excellent job of mocking frivolous playing of the race card in this spot on Russel Howard's Good News.

Icons of Star Trek and Star Wars recently took to the internet arguing that their franchise reigned supreme. George Takei–the only actor who has worked in both–stepped in to broker the peace by identifying a mutual threat.

Watching this is the closest I’ll ever get to riding a bike, let alone doing it with such skill. Maybe it would’ve been funnier if he’d crashed into the crowd decapitating a bystander. Either way, a POV camera view is amazing - WOW!

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

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