Faith In Kangaroos

They might look like tiny-armed, fighty Australian types, but it turns out that Kangaroos are actually pretty awesome hipster slayers. Genius.

If you said A then you're not all there. This isn't a debate, it's a matter of right and wrong, and if you're on the side of the A then you're firmly in the wrong. Fact.

If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?

Hang your heads in shame, photobombers. You have brought me many lolz over the years, but you've all just been outdone by a fish. By a goddamn FISH. Wow.

Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do.

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.