Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

This must be the cutest war to ever have been fought, if fought is the right term for confused felines reacting to a remote-controlled robot who flings discs at them. The Singularity just got a lot more adorable.

There are a lot of time lapse videos out there of people taken over the course of years, but it's rare to see one that it's possible to watch from start to finish without dying of boredom. This guy keeps it entertaining!

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

This chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. Yep, she was riding a bicycle at the time and i bet there is some blonde hair under her rain-hood?

The nose gear of a Boeing 727 malfunctions, yet the pilot lands the plane with such precision I doubt anyone on board noticed the difference.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

It might seem weird to western eyes, but this sort of thing is perfectly normal in japan. I went there on holiday once, and if I had 1 yen for everytime i was turned into a dairy cow and milked by midgets...

You might think over the years that you have got this one covered, but just wait till you see how this genius eats them. You'll be totally blown away. You've been doing it all wrong :(

His mom gives him the nod, “The camera’s pointing at you son”. And that’s it, he’s off owning his 15 minutes of glory up and down the steps - This is as close to spontaneous genius-tastic as it gets!

You might think that doing the robot right next to a soccer player trying to take a corner would be a good way to get your ass kicked. Guess these players aren't easily distracted as they don't even seem to notice these two dancing away.