Cat Milk

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

Books, remember them, they were made from trees and had pages that contained words, you read them, turned the pages and a story would unfold. Weird, right? They really don't write them like they used to anymore.

I guess when you see a sign displayed like this you can't help break the rules by pulling out a camera and recording the event for those long nights in front of you computer :)

So long as you noticed this little prank before you began the evacuation of the happy fudge tunnel, you might be alright. Otherwise it's gonna get messy...

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(

Well, this guy should certainly be careful where he blares his music.. and what kind of music it is. - LOL

Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...

What is the planet coming to? It's outrageous, wherever you jump out of a pefectly good plane nowadays you just can't seem to topless skydive in peace any more. For shame.

Xzibit is famous for putting things in things so you can do something while you're doing something, but he has finally met his match!

For a female, there's nothing worse than the moment that you turn up at a party only to see someone in the same dress. For a man in the same situation it really doesn't seem to apply!?

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.