Cat Logic

If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.

You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope.

If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...

The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

It's a well known fact that women look better in most stuff than guys do, even a tee shirt, let's be fair and not argue about it. Because they look even better without the tee.

It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.