The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

This kid has tapped into to 99.9% of the internet's demographic with his description of the greatest XXX fantasy in the history of thought. It's got video games, it's got mohawk haircuts and it's got hot chicks. Go Brian.

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

Not sure what's happened here. Looks like somebody hit it and hit it hard. Not realising that was just an expression for wanting to tap a girl, rather than actually use your car to hit her.

Looking out of your bedroom window at night and seeing a snowman might not be such a big deal, but you might want to re-evaluate your reasoning if you happen to sleep on the 2nd floor - WTF!?!

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

As if the world wasn't terrifying enough, imagine if a giant robot controlled by the mind of a dog was a weapon the world had to contend with. Maybe it could've been tamed with a Tyrannosaurus's leg bone or something.

Trust a panda to break with all rules of animal tradition and wander off into a playpark and ride a unicorn, in any other place this would be surreal, but on the internet it's kinda normal!

When the other half's got the painters & decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

What is seen and read can never be unheard - Another song you will now not be able to not sing in your head ever again without remembering this picture!

Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.

Proving that he is not all mad and definitely behaving like a boss, Gadaffi has an elite force of sexy female ninja bodyguards to protect him. At least he'll die with a smile on his face if he's killed!

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.

One of the music-world's most enduring images has always been shrouded in mystery, WHO was holding the fishing rod with the $$$ bait? Why it took so long for the internet to make this image I don't know.

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!