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The horror, the horror of it all. It's a txt message that every sibling has nightmares about, being thrown out of the family home by your mother.... But wait!... This takes a turn for the surreal!

If you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

Well, this guy should certainly be careful where he blares his music.. and what kind of music it is. - LOL

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

The lows of having a suspect looking car with no plates and tinted windows are too much for this car owner, he's innocent, of course he is! Unless he is a rather clever drug dealer who knows thats what you might think?

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

Lady Gaga's influence spreads from tweens who haven't heard of madonna and makes the curious leap straight to science nerds.