iTrumpet

Yo Dawg, I heard you like trumpets so we played trumpet through your trumpet so you can listen to trumpets while you trumpet. It's a kind of retro style iPod dock. This is like catnip to hipsters.

Farting in a confined space like a car is bad at the best of times, doing it on a first date is the lowest. But that’s what these people have to endure as they suffer the indecency of their date letting rip without qualms.

Akala returns to Charlie Sloth's booth and spits some rhymes for his listeners. If you haven't heard Akala before, he's like a rapper but good. His lyrics tackle politics, race and history. You may even learn something!

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

A Cleveland police officer pushes an 18-year old driver out of the way of an out-of-control car before being struck himself on an icy highway. The officer's pelvis was broken, but he is expected to survive.

Oh sweet, sweet Lady Justice, you work in such mysterious ways. A couple exact delicious revenge on a bank for every human being on earth; the bank tried to foreclose on their home. Wrong move bank. FAIL!

This guy should have googled the results of this kind of proposal before going ahead with it. Oh well.

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...

Just remember that the axe can chop off more than a tree....Humans maybe? - Dad wants to show his kid how it's done and in the process almost kills his wife - WTF!?!

What kind of analogy would you use to explain girlfriends to a small child? Turns out a pair of white sneakers works quite well. And make sure you swear quite a bit too, you’ll prepare that 2 year old as well as you possibly can.