You've Heard Of Butt Pirates

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

Oh dear, how embarrassing. They accidentally misspelled coffee!

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

Sure, it's a worthy cause but the video makes it all a bit too simplistic. Like Kony is the only bad thing in the region and everything will be sunshine and light with him out of the picture. Either way, trolling is always lolz.

The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Ronseal. If you came here for a piucture of a kitty in a box then you're in luck. If you don't like pictures of kitties in boxes then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. This is a picture of a kitty in a box.

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."