Xmas Sweatz

If ever you needed evidence that there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the YouTubes, I give you exhibit A: The YT Micro-celeb crossover. Sure, you recognise them but is that any excuse for this nonsense?

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

Classic footage of Milsap College's victory...down by 2 points with just 2 seconds, they win the on the last play of this game, which takes over a minute to complete and has fifteen backward laterals.

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

FitzThistleWits is back with another of his hilariously pointless video game reviews. This time he's playing the hour sapping Civilization 5 and as usual he's not exactly impressed with the game...

A clerk in a convenience store stops a would-be thief by slamming him on the head with a folding chair. That would be a disqualification, but the ref was distracted as usual.

Welcome to the demise of the motion picture. Where originality and innovation don't exist and every movie is just about big flashing things happening for no reason in 3D CGI graphics.

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

Sometimes in sports, as in life, you must think outside the box. This guy thinks a little TOO far outside the box though and passes the ball to his coach. Schoolboy error. Got to love how the coach passes it on regardless!

It ain't a houseboat party on the lake until someone ends up unconscious in the middle of the day.

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.