Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Forget about the Ancient Greek or Continental European philosophers, the only words of wisdom you'll ever need are from Game of Thrones—just have a watch of these Westeros aphorisms and live by them as if they were your scripture.

Something tells me FPS Russia might have gone a bit far this time. Driving a tank recklessly across a main road is gonna get you noticed. Sure, it might not be him either, but cmon. It IS his style, right?

This feline has taken to the sea like a fish to water, more evidence of their world domination plans. This little guy seems happy as a pig in poop, paddling around while his owners catch him some dinner.

Well, maybe thats not totally true, it might not have done that just by itself. It did kinda have a little help from a dude with a HUGE brick - WTF!?!

When the Game Boy came out it seemed like a device from the future, now it looks like a relic from a bygone era. Imagine what the youngsters of today will make of this once proud and cutting edge device.

Call me cynical if you like, but I reckon this was just an elaborate way to claim a bunch of iPads as a business expense. Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Excuse me, I’m just off to the apple shop.

It might not be the best yoga you've ever seen, but she's pretty damn flexible and for a morning ritual it's an impressive display. If she arranged a few chairs around her I reckon she could sell tickets.

They were completely surrounded, and the hometown fans showed no mercy. Oh, the humanity! Still kinda fun, though.

Some kid calls a friend's house to hang out, but instead decides to prank the poor kid's mom, who can't find her son. LOL

Fetishes are getting weirder and weirder these days. This one is so weird that you could almost picture it appearing on daytime Japanese television in between shows about tentacles and oiled up schoolgirls.