Worst Road Side Assistance EVER!!!

After we take too long to flip your car over, we can patch up that window we broke for a small additional fee, it's all part of the service!

I only wish this hottie was parading around like this in my apartment,she'd certainly look good next to my Ikea book shelve. She's anything but flat pack.

Behind the open battles fought in WWII secret agents were immersed deep behind enemy lines...

How long can you stay on? Kids, don't try this at home.. LOL

If they remade Home Alone with a pair of robbers who were half way competent, the movie would be way shorter than the current version—and it wouldn't be quite such a PG-rated film either.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

If the shake weight is just a piece of regular exercise equipment then using it in a public place should get little or no reaction. When this guy tries to do just that he nearly gets arrested for public indecency.

These guy's know how to handle a throbbing subwoofer that's raring to go in their hands, in fact they look like they've been quite intimate with one before—but let's not judge, it could all be entirely innocent.

Never wish an MMA fighter luck by telling him to "break a leg out there."

Mashup artist Swede Mason has created a very addictive hook out of the jubilant sounds of these winter sports fans who turned up for the start of the skiing season at the Obergurgl-Hochgurgl ski resort.

This is a mean trick to play, waking your wife and pretending you're about to get hit by an oncoming truck. And the best thing is their child gets to see it all, learning that pranking the ones you love is totally acceptable.