Worst Paint Job Ever

This is what happens when you pay the guy living on the benches on the sidewalk to paint the benches on the sidewalk.

This is Mark Visser and here he is big wave riding in a notoriously badass area of beach in Maui, Hawaii. At night, lit up clothes makes him looking like he's surfing in some gladiatorial TRON-style battle inside The Grid.

Careful with that wolf whistle - it could land you in a whole lot of pain !!

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

He might be royalty, but he's just like you or me (except with ginger hair). If an ice cream van goes past, he still has the everyman pavlovian response to reach for his wallet and run like the wind so that he can get a 99 flake.

Ok, so this fan-made tribute might me made out of toilet rolls and paper but that should not distract the ageless beauty of a classic cult film! The special effects might look crap but that's no reason to flush it down the toilet!

This kid is in a bad mood and takes out his aggression on a pillow and still manages to lose the fight.

Invention of the century. I used to think flyswats were pretty cool until I clapped eyes on this badboy. No fuss, no mess, no flies. Just target practice and a few pinches of salt on the floor. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

You remember those cute little whales you once saw in Orlando, or maybe Free Willy, well people, you were LIED to! A killer whale attacks and destroys a sailboat off the coast of South Africa - OMG!

If you don't know what Fus Ro Dah is, then you probably need to play more Skyrim. This guy manages to harnes the power of those words and use them to avoid taking any arrows to the knees. Mad skillz.