Woman on Zip-Line - 1, Toddler - 0

I'm not a parent, but I know not to let my toddler just waddle around an area where people are flying around on zip-lines. Lucky for these people, this toddler is just fine.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

If it says it's unbreakable then there is nothing to worry about, right? WRONG! I guess they just don't make unbreakable glass like they used to.

You can find dancing machines of all makes and models in this compilation. I'm going to level with you, though, many of them are old and in need of repair.

Simon Pegg is none to happy about his neighbour from “Spaced”, Brian, coming in to tell him that they’ll no longer be able to relieve corporate tension in their office the way they used to. But would you be happy?

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

During the midnight mass at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican, a crazed woman jumped into the aisle and took out the pope. She's getting coal.

Werribee Open Range Zoo receives a pair of new gorillas to their park. The public wait with baited breath to see the new residents, but they are in for a slight shock as the apes make monkeys out of them.

I guess you have to try some things in life at least once? This guy's bucket list: 1) Do donuts in living room in a Shelby Cobra 2) Buy a large area rug. 3) Buy another large area rug.

And people wonder why you should wear protective clothing on a superbike!? A biker loses his balance and suffers some road rash. He should have kept his training wheelies on during this stunt.

Rapper Mac Lethal breaks down the alphabet in mega-super-fast fashion with his amazing tongue twister rap Alphabet Insanity. Wwords that shoot out of his mouth faster than your ears can hear them.