"Who The F*ck Is Justin Bieber?"

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

Everyone knows that dogs are good at doing tricks but can a canine read Mein Kampf? What about staging a low budget version of The Passion, casting itself in the lead role?

He got a red card for sure, but that's better than ending up with a black eye.

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Orson Welles tells an anecdote about when he was a fortune teller for a day, explains how he did it and offers an explanation for why some fortune tellers actually believe in their own "powers".

It doesn't matter what video accompanies this song, it's going to be totally watchable regardless. There's just something about LMFAO songs that just makes you love them and anything associated to them.

The least ’street’ rap battle you’ll ever see, but it’s still hilariously awesome. With pedro’s paper thin hard-man persona, Mark Grist’s wordy prose and Pamflit’s plodding maternal insults this is a Don’t Flop instant classic.

This kid attempts to crack a pinata with a loaf of bread but ends up smacking his friend in the face. Absolutely brilliant, thats all there is to say about it.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.