Welcome to the Anthropocene

A video that details the impact that human being have had on the planet they call home and the possible future implications of that impact. ecological prophesy or tree-hugging hippy crap? You decide.

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

If you're going to touch an electric fence and you're having someone record your bravery for posterity's sake, don't dawdle. Get to the brave part or you just look a dork. Also, make sure it's actually electrified!

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

Chicks and balls, it kinda goes together quite well! Lauren Young looks amazing in this video clip for Jacques Magazine. This is the first time in my life I wish I was bowling in her league!

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

What's this!? Somebody call Mulder and Scully because this footage shows a UFO hovering over a tourist hotspot in London.

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

A guy in a Corvette attempts to overtake a car on the highway and sends both cars skidding off the road. I wonder how many "I'm sorries" he would have to say before there were no hard feelings.