Weirdo Kid Starts Huge Dance Party

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

Holy Darwin, what the hell is going on here? He's just letting you know there's nowhere you can hide. Your leg will be humped! Now lets see him get down again :)

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

Here we have the archetypes of drinking, recounted in legend, painted on the caves of Europe in prehistoric times, etched in stone on the ancient granite of the Sierra Nevada!

You might think an entirely fake-looking dinosaur wouldn't scare people, but you'd be wrong, because it manages to make quite a few of these people jump because chances are they didn't expect to see a dino walking about.

Rud Vanistleroy gets mocked by an opposing player for missing a penalty, and then celebrates a subsequent goal in kind. Unfortunately for him the Ref doesn't see the awesome side and gives him a yellow card.

Where would movies be without the classic cheesy line, “Get out of there!!” Protagonists would die, plots would end, tension would not be built. AWESOME!

Another job well-done by the fine folks at Epic Fail Earth-Moving company.

Another clever prank gets turned around in the end and the fail quota in the universe is placated - LAMO!