Watermelon Torture

If television in this country was as awesome as this I might bother watching it. Will it slowly slice in two, explode in a juicy cloud or resist the rubberbands like a fruity boss. Place your bets now!

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

Look! See it swimming. You can’t really do much to one of the greatest songs of all time to make it better, but this is a good effort. Nothing beats Frank Black singing it in a dirty t-shirt looking like your local pot dealer from 1992.

Adam Buxton brings us a kids counting song that not only teaches them basic numeracy but also the harsh realities of modern life. If you want your kids jaded and miserable, then play them this song!

Here's some funny Funny king penguins getting into a slap fight at South Georgia, an Island in the South Atlantic Ocean—and it just goes to show that's it's not just humans who get into ridiculous scuffles.

A stunning compilation of the foundry babe and they look mighty hot in this video. Luckily they have left the minging ones out of this to save us, awesome!

The French rugby union fullback who sealed France's first victory against the All Blacks shows us that it takes more than dedication to be a superstar - AWESOME!

Every day a 6pm when Big Ben in London strikes 6pm this cute, but weird cocker spaniel goes a little bit insane and starts howling & won't stop until the chimes have finished ringing, you could almost set your watch by her - WTF!?!

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

This guy has some balls.. but only one wheel! - OMG

Looks like a lot of people got hurt last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things.