Watermelon Carving Like A BOSS!

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

This guy has some seriously quick reflexes. These guys sling a grape at him as he walks into the room and without even blinking this Godlike gent noms it straight out of the air.

This kid overshoots his jump by about 10 feet and starts rehearsing the pain he is about to feel while still in mid-air. Ouch!

When Samuel L Jackson tells you that it's over and he's never going back out with you, you can take that as gospel. He's not a man who minces his words. That said I think I prefer Taylor Swift's vocals...

In order to get round not having the rights to the Dayton vs. Florida 'Elite Eight' matchup footage, Gainesville sports anchor Zach Aldridge reenacts the basketball highlights in the studio—it's just like you were there!

I strange, boxy, animated amalgamation of The Thing, H.P. Lovecraft and the archetypal British game show. You've probably seen what happens when they spell a swear on Countdown, well this is what happens when the spell Cthulhu.

It's not what's on the outside that counts.. it's what's on the inside - and that's even weirder.. WTF

It's either that or a mad housewife - Here are some answers from our viewers..

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.