Wannabe Acrobat Wipes Out

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

Like so many before him, he's had to work to find a way to blend his love of dance music and rojak preparation. It takes hours & hours of determined practice to achieve anything like this.

Remember. Always expect the unexpected. Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out. This was the last thing i expected to happen.

Mr Awesome himself, Rémi Gaillard, is back with another video and it's not just any old prankster vid. He's back with his Mario Kart routine, throwing down banana skins, tearing up a supermarket, and giving the finger to the police.

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.

I would think it would be a lot easier to just ride one handed but regardless I am impressed.

If this dude's were balls hanging on my neck for that long, I'd submit too.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

This is Fred Crosset, a man who isn't afraid to ride a Scrambler Motorcycle across an urban landscape, casually jumping on the top of buses and riding along the roof - until the cops turn up.

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL