Typical Russian Commute

Something tells me FPS Russia might have gone a bit far this time. Driving a tank recklessly across a main road is gonna get you noticed. Sure, it might not be him either, but cmon. It IS his style, right?

No need to hide in shame ever again when you borrow the family car. This is the kind of performance that will get you noticed, plus every cop in the world will want to meet you too. How cool.

There's a lot of weird stuff on the internet and you either love it or you don't. Frankly though, if you can't find it in your heart to love a cute little chipmunk in a tutu dancing to ballet music, you're broken.

Not just any gayness, interracial gayness! The only thing this game needs now is a side story about how abortion is a woman's choice and it will be trolling puritanical right-wingers the world over. Awesome.

The Brett Domino trio are back despite popular demand and this time they've covered LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It. If there was one thing that song needed it was Steven Peavis alternating between picking his nose and pulling an 'O' face. Genius.

Why does fast food look so much better in ads than in reality? We returned sad-looking food at McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and Jack in the Box to see if they actually could make their food look like it does in the pictures.

A lion on display at the MGM in Las Vegas attacked and bit one of his trainers recently. The trainer received stitches and is expected back at work shortly.

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.

Apparently it's illegal to do a super sweet backflip now? Sure, he should have realised standing on a cop car would get him arrested, but the cops could have at least congratulated him on such a sweet move before they cuffed him.