Twilight Review

Probably the most honest review that this film will ever get. It's not often that chick flicks get reviews that are aimed at the poor suckers getting dragged along to see them so don't get used to it...

Why they got to be hatin? If you find this van parked in your neighborhood, it might be a good time to find a new place to live - for your children's sake!

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

Does his future self abusing his younger self cause him to become a pedo, or is it just some convoluted form of time-travel fapping? Great Scott, indeed.

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

While the ghost rider movies may have all sucked a fat one, this costume it pretty freaking awesome. He should take this show to a skatepark and get beaten up.

Something tells me this is how Clyde started out when he was young, back in the days before Right Turn made him popular.

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.