Toys R Us Scooter Commercial Sounds Very NSFW

Heads will roll in the marketing department for this scooter which is called the Y Fliker but in the commercial it sounds like they're saying "wife licker"—won't somebody, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

You might think that attempting to teach tricks to a cat would be a futile exercise, but not so. This chick has managed to teach her cat all kinds of cool trick. Mind you, I'd do those too if she fed me bits of bacon...

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

A wonderful little Team Fortress 2 animation focusing on a head to head battle of wits between the red engineer and the blue engineer. Who will win, or will it just be perfectly symmetrical violence?

I can't tell whether her arm broke or if it was just dislocated but I do know that arms aren't suppose to bend that way. I guess those are the 'breaks'? Why is that guy in the background laughing?

Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.

Quite possibly the happiest dog in the playground EVER! But to be honest this is actually pretty creepy, you just have to watch it because of that alone. If you have a dog, don't ever do this.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

There's almost nothing more enjoyable than a good old belly laugh !!

This kid nearly breaks his neck after attempting a running back flip and getting just enough rotation to get his face to land first.

As if tarantulas weren't creepy enough on their own, here is one that is literally crawling out of it's own skin, videoed using timelapse photography. Incidentally, these spider skins would make awesome gloves.