Tourist Trophy Tribulations

Welcome to the Isle Of Man Tourist Trophy. One of the precious few motorbike road races still in operation. Mountain roads, residential streets and even past the islands famous bacon and liver museum, it's truly an epic track.

People talk about what being a parent means and what it's all about, but the real heart of the matter is who's bambino's favourite. So here a dad interrogates his daughter to find out the real truth.

The Groupon said $25 for $100 worth of tree cutting services, but it was really only $25 worth.

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

It's incredibly cute but I couldn't help thinking that in those sort of numbers, despite their youth and inexperience, they probably could have swarmed him and brought him down...

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.

What's full of protein then? You should be careful when and where you shake you know. People could get the wrong idea really easily. Just imagine if the cops saw them doing this.

Katy Perry straddles a stripper pole as she transforms into a villainous Egyptian queen for the Dark Horse music video, where she kills at least two men using magical powers—all set in Memphis, Egypt a long time ago.

This might very well be the coolest game ever invented and if they are looking for more players I'm in.