Top Ten Futuristic Movie Products

Puppets Mario and Fafa count down their picks for the best futuristic products from movies that should exist today, like the light saber from Star Wars, the holodeck from Star Trek, and the hoverboard from Back to the Future II.

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

Only in Japan would you get your dinner served up to you tap dancing on your plate. But if you're into fresh food then it doesn't really get any more fresh than this, if it did you'd be sitting in the sea. The question is, "could you?"

Whatever tour thoughts on beat boxing, this is impressive, taking in a potted history of that most modern of genres, hip hop, in 4 minutes of beat boxing prowess by Frenchman EKLIPS. Represent, yo.

Pranking drive-thru workers might be a bit passe but the bottom line is that it's just far too much goddamn fun to stop doing. Please, internet. Never stop pranking these people. It makes my day every single time!

After the controversy surrounding the Breaking Bad toys that got pulled from Toys R Us, Ellen reveals a collection of unusual and inappropriate kid's toys that she discovered on Ebay. Don't buy these for Christmas.

Kids say the funniest things, right? Well someone's been talking to this little one about some x-rated material, they've not been using the birds and the bees version either. Cover your ears people.

Master Ken is, like his name suggest, a master in all things kung-fu, able demonstrate alternative ways to take down your opponents with maximum effect. Here he demonstrates a bear hug defense that expends no energy.

If you want to see two men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place. And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. He should become a music critic.