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Too British
Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?
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They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.
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I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!
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If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.
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Some picnics are just destined to be better than others. If your picnic includes supplies like these instead of a silly old wicker basket, then you are in for a good time!
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If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.
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Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.
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No pet enjoys having to wear the "cone of shame", but mockery clearly isn't going to help. Still, if I had to wear one of these I'm sure I'd get mocked too.
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With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.
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It was not his quest for life saving techniques that made Anakin Skywalker delve into the dark side. It was irritation and ridicule!
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Let's see if you can predict the outcome of this contest Paul!
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