Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

This is one way to get the attention of that guy you fancy - Strip down to your underwear and prance about your bedroom holding a sign up of his name. Well, it got my attention anyway.

The moment when you ask for the bill in the restaurant you can act one of three ways. 1. Simply pay the price of the meal. 2. Query everything, claim you didn’t have that extra glass of wine. 3. Run - This is GENIUS!

So, impressed with the latest instalments of Call Of Duty and Halo?, well hold on to your game pad because we present to you the ultimate gaming experience with Coleco Telstar! I am truly in awe!

Now what's the problem here, eh? It's not like she hasn't seen her boyfriend's eel before in the shower, i thought she would heve been used to it by now - Personally i think she is making a mountain out of an eel hill!

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

Demolition is a delicate business, but this guy operates his machine about as well as a caffeinated 8-year old playing the crane game at the arcade.

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

We don't need to see her whole face in this video because her well-oiled behind is doing all the talking for her, and it says a thousand words with every shudder of the cheek...

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

The nation’s sweetheart and first Geordie to ever leave Newcastle, she’s now so famous you can’t get out of bed without bumping into one of her many clones that roam the British countryside looking for an angry fix.