Titanic Abridged

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

"Congratulations, Caitlin, on your exemplary performance on Wheel of Fortune. Unfortunately, MENSA can not accept you at this time. Please apply again after answering a question on Jeopardy."

Calling all ravers! If you want to be a part of the biggest and longest rave ever held anywhere, you'll want to watch this. Get your tickets now and make sure you don't miss DJ Zeinab Badawi slamming vinyl like a mofo.

Terrell Owens was matched up with Joanna Krupa who gets pissed off during The Superstars and not only swears a dozen times in under a minute she blames the loss on T.O.

Sometimes, when you face up to your fears, you also end up facing up to the concrete instead. Somehow i reckon that this is definitely one of those times and will not be repeated anytime soon - OUCH!

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. NOT

Slack lines are a lot of fun, whether you're doing backflips and mad tricks or just trying not to fall off and land on your face. It kinda makes you feel a little inadequate however when some showoff trains his dog to use one.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

If you're a C&C fan and enjoy cutting edge graphics then this might just be awesome enough to moisten your trousers. It's probably just a mashup but here's hoping this is an actual work-in-progress mod.

Testing again and again, the cat finally bothers the dog enough for movement - LOL

This chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. Yep, she was riding a bicycle at the time and i bet there is some blonde hair under her rain-hood?