'Tis The Season To Get Trampled

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

If you thought that victims of hurricanes of floods had it bad, wait til you hear about the plight of the denizens of southern L.A. They've had to put on coats and hats to play nighttime soccer. OH THE HUMANITY!

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Sky one have outdone themselves and recreated the iconic Simpsons intro using real live actors. The characters might not look exactly the same, but I mean, come on. How many bright yellow people do YOU know?

Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

If ever you needed evidence that there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the YouTubes, I give you exhibit A: The YT Micro-celeb crossover. Sure, you recognise them but is that any excuse for this nonsense?

Sometimes things don't quite go to plan. Or maybe they do? I wonder if he was figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.

Well, this is all a bit weird. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in it. So, yeah, thanks Smokey!

They say they did it in one take, then again, everyone says that - but the horribly stupid dance they do at the end leaves me thinking otherwise.

A cute chiquita demonstrates the second hottest way to eat a banana without using her hands.