Tight Dresses

We've never heard of a tight dress suffocating a young woman and we do hope the women in this gallery are all alright and able to breathe properly and live life to the full after these various shots were taken. MY GOD THESE DRESSES ARE TIGHT!

A perfect derrière is just like a succulent steak, something you want to get your teeth into but it has to meet the following criretia: Juicy, no fat and something that just melts in your mouth!

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?

If you're a fan of The L Word, NFL Cheerleaders or just have a passing interest in human females, miss Shahi will no doubt catch your eye. Aside from being smoking hot, her hobbies include posing in her panties and long walks in the countryside.

People have been trying to explain the mystery of perspective to each other for centuries, but they just don't get it. "How can something be smaller if it is further away?" - It's best not tried on a blonde for fear of the universe exploding!

Being a good parent isn't always something that comes naturally (or at all?). Sometimes you get it right and other times you take sexy pics of yourself with a puzzled toddler waddling around in the background.

Some corrupted cartoon Disney characters guaranteed to ruin large parts of your childhood memories. Disney characters are such icons in our culture that any deviation from the norm induces intensive therapy.

Just a small collection of random hot girls! It's the way every man likes their girls - hot and random!

In Russia they do things a little differently on social media, they do things with a little more added WTF. Maybe the West could learn something.

You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?

Taking a bad-ass self portrait isn't as easy as it looks on everyone else's Facebook accounts, it requires a flattering angle, no incriminating objects or locations in shot and above all, no unsuspecting photobombers.