Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

In the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy. Then off they went door to door with their fake “Timmy” to see what kind of reactions they’d get.

Language is a funny thing. All it takes is a slight mispronunciation of one word and an entire sentence can be rendered totally hilarious. If that sentence is used to teach the language then it's a joke that'll keep on giving!

While Joe was in Greece for 2 weeks his roommates took the time to cover his room and everything in it with post-it notes. -LOL

There is something quite addictive about watching a couple of chicks video themselves trying out some cheeky dance movez - Hyptnotic!

New Jersey has swamps, guidos, hair gel, and Snooki. Why not have a 3 year old running the place...

Is this crap seriously for real? I would show that chick a slightly more imaginative us for the comfort wipe if she bends over. Man they are right though i get so grossed out by wiping my ass.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

Sometimes the simplest prank can also be the most ingenious: his buddy steps over the trip wire and right onto the slick patch of kitchen floor.

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

It might have been amusing the first time you saw it but overnight it went from a promising meme into failfaggorty of the highest order thanks to millions of mediocre mimics. Now slating it is the only way to derive some lolz.