The Ultimate Hoverhand

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL

Looks like 2006 was a good year if you liked a certain type of activity. What the heck happened back there to make this graph spike like it did? Perhaps it's best if we didn't know.

Listen to the lady, she speaks perfect sense. This is the sort of pic you need hanging up on the inside of your locker, or attached above your bathroom mirror. Just to remind yourself.

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

Xzibit is famous for putting things in things so you can do something while you're doing something, but he has finally met his match!

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.

Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and not was and combining the two films, there's no way that can be bad, is there? Aww man, not another battle, how about we make love and.....WAIT!?!