The Realness

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

It's the advert the Fox & ABC networks didn't want you to see, for fear it may corrupt your innocent minds, cause the imminent collapse of society & the end of humankind as we know it. Meh.

Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics.

What happens when go-rounds stop being merry and start getting real? It goes something like this.

Nate Bos, a 28-year-old motorcyclist, was out for a leisurely ride in Orem, Utah, in early May when he spotted a cup precariously teetering on the back bumper of a second-generation Ford Explorer. Time for a good deed.

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Now hula hooping might sound a bit sissy, but this is way more macho. It's hula hooping mixed with ballet. Wait, that still sounds lame. I'm probably just not describing it right. Just watch it. It's cool.

Production on Two and a Half Men may have shut down, but that doesn't mean that Charlie Sheen has stopped taping.

Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

Next, cancer will spread to ALL forms of life.. WTF