The Pussy Magnet Has Arrived

Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

So, the trailer for Mel's latest movie was out this week and we've already seen a mash-up with his hate-filled rants. And now, we get this. So now we have a recovering alcoholic Mel viciously screaming at a Bieber-beaver puppet.

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

Ok, we all know there's a lot of things Obama has done wrong during his first term of presidency, but something tells me he is making up for that in spades if his recent activity is anything to go by?

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

A great bit of artwork printed out on to paper and then plastered onto a wall in France. Totally unrealistic though, Ryu would totally kick Muhammed Ali's ass. Fact. You need to defeat his dragon punch to stand a chance...

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

If your bf is a tattoo artist, NEVER cheat on him! So, if your girlfriend's been cheating on you? Don't go crazy. Make sure she's happy to let you give her a sh#t tattoo...(and sign a consent form)

Everyone's getting all excited about the post-PC age of computing that's about to dawn on us, using cloud technology so we can have access to our computers anywhere we go.

Ok, so there might not be much 'wonder' and 'woman' might be up for debate as well, but come on, look at the costume, it's petty much spot-on the same one as was used in the TV series!?