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The Perfect Girlfriend
A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(
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Well, it's not really an advert because cigarette companies aren't allowed to advertise anymore, but if they were this would make an awesome advert. 100 years old and lighting her ciggie from the candles in her cake. What a trooper.
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I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.
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You know those cosplay costumes that really good looking girls wear that make you want to become a life-long comic fan and spend your life at those nerdy conventions hanging out with them? Well this is not one of those times.
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When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.
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Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice.
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Prepare for a cuteness overload with a large dose of adorbz on the side, this will touch the nerve-strings of the toughest man on the planet. Something tells me that they drugged the dog, just to make sure it didn't get hungry!?
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I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!
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You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!
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You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!
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There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!
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