The Onion Looks Back at 'The Sound of Music'

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

After watching this video you'll never look at clouds the same way again. They will always look cuter now. This is probably meant to entertain kids but it works equally well at entertaining stoners.

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

This pitcher is a one-man team! What you are about to see is a sports man at his best. It's this kind of quick thinking and skill that earns these guys the big bucks. Hats off to him.

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

MMA fighter Akihiro Gono feels the agony of de-feet after a swift kick from Dan Hornbuckle.

This guy gets up on a concrete planter and attempts a backflip but ends up coming down face-first on the side of the planter. This is such a classic fail you could almost set it in stone... Or concrete :)

Hawt pop singer gets her boobs cast in fame - I wish I was the woman doing the plaster casting, she gets to put her hands all over those beauties...

You've got to love Battlefield 3. When an enemy plane has missiles locked on and there are numerous Javelins all trained on your location, if you have the skill you can just swap to your enemy's jet. Awesome.

Sometimes the ability of cats just blows your mind, take this little kitty for example, attempting to leap onto this shelf. It sizes it all up and is poised to make this epic jump and off he goes Go cat, go!....WAIT!?

Luckily, nobody was killed in this accident after the white truck completely blew a red light slamming into the cross traffic.